notebook bonus II: philip seymour hoffman and premium action.

dark twisters are brewing deep, because it’s time again for the maxion notebook bonus! specializing in lined paper/pencil hybrids, the mvx notebooks are back in action with another analog treat for your tasty vision. in the most recent installment, you will see two things i enjoy substantially: oscar winner philip seymour hoffman and 90’s stand up arcade cabinets. it is still unknown whether or not psh’s digital ingenuity renders him superior high score material, or whether or not premium action is a real video game, but as we all know: it’s so much fun to pretend. 

consequentially, i am decently proud to bring to you the newest addition:

“philip seymour hoffman is great at video games.”

callahan party series: volume IV.

you heard it right, small friends: the callahan party series is back. way back when, this series started in honor of one of most appreciated maxion voldrahnaix readers, none other than manhattan’s tom callahan. readers of the site are more than likely well aware of tom’s ultimate party status. tom rarely gives a fuck and usually tries to party where ever/whenever he possibly can.

many of you also know that mr. callahan is not only extremely important here in the united states, but also has quite the cult following in russia. in honor of tom’s impressive soviet status as an american born, i have created this russian propaganda poster, letting the world know just how much tom callahan likes to fucking party. 

maxion notebook bonus: lined paper drawings!

i am batman.

notable/most memorable portrayals of bob kane’s batman:

lewis wilson: 1943

robert lowery: 1949

adam west: 1966

michael keaton: 1989

dylan mcavenia: 1989 (pictured)

val kilmer: 1995

george clooney: 1997

christian bale: 2005

the night is darkest just before dawn. hats off to all these men who helped keep the streets of gotham city scum free.

maxion voldrahnaix appreciates steve sharp.

if you are a frequent reader of maxion voldrahnaix, you are not only much appreciated, but you are also more than likely familiar with burlington based handsome man/human display of general sweetness, steve sharp. steve is a long time pal and fellow collaborator who has established himself as a key player in the maxion empire, whether it’s his strikingly accurate portrayal of a shitbag twenty-something in debulahn united’s the hot pink meltdown, or his whiskey infused scream fest in the self proclaimed “best band in the world,” dome.

to express the appreciation for the astounding anomaly that is blauv, maxion voldrahnaix brings to you debulahn united’s newest short film, dedicated to the one and only steve sharp.

to check some sweet shit and digitally get your fix of steve like i do, head on over to his blog old graves digging the new. big ass titties.

digital surgery: keaton approved.

here you will find a tasty display of electronic surgery. as you, michael keaton and tiny spaceman jean luc picard watch the digital guts being ripped from the inside, one might wonder why i would want innards of a dysfunctional machine. instead of asking yourself that, ask yourself this instead: how else will debulahn industries release the becturion VII, technology’s hottest new advancement, without these crucial elements? not so silly of a task now, is it?

bbq haiku: premium combo.

bbq sauce: delectable; arguably the best condiment known to man.

haikus: imaginative concept; a quick read with a satisfying result.

combined: holy fuck, how has no one thought of this yet?

look no further.

created by dylan mcavenia.

small beast wrangler: summon those pups!

about five months ago when maxion voldrahnaix relocated its headquarters to dumbo, brooklyn, i was lucky enough to get a top notch job: video editing, subtitling, laying down wolf bait, executing full tarsahns and ripping dusters. you can’t really ask for a more badass agenda.

FUCKING WRONG!

on the contrary, you actually can ask for a substantially more badass agenda: wrangling small beasts.

these tiny monsters are in fact not monsters at all, but the sweetest little tenders. you can see here the flowing rusty locks of noble grahamsy and the elegant coiffure of the littlest indy. just moments before the photo was taken by B A D B K co-founder ben lee, little grahamsy and small indy were intently discussing the importance of keeping my seat warm in their native tounge of “dog.” 

aside from being able to communicate with one another, the pups have many other extra special talents, such as realizing that right when i get to work, if i don’t start sweating from the heat of my chair, it will not be a good day.

well done, tiny pups…well done.