check out my dang stand up set from burlington, vermont; my hometown. i’m pretty alright with this one. do the same, will ya?
check out the new droobis international promo featuring me and some macaroni salad.
droobis international presents: super dranko plus.
starring: dylan mcavenia and garrett burns.
shot by christopher clapp.
written by dylan mcavenia.
directed by garrett burns.
droobis international presents: favor savor.
starring: dylan mcavenia, garrett burns and christopher clapp.
produced by christopher clapp.
shot by jackson nichols.
written by dylan mcavenia.
directed by garrett burns and dylan mcavenia.
you bet your bunz, juud. here are few random bits of art i created that i’ve decided to share with the in. you don’t need to enjoy them, but it would make me feel a lot better if you did. see you soon,small pals!
poop island: the movie. (directed by bovan tanderdahn)
one of the most highly anticipated movies of the summer just got a titillating new poster. (pun way intended with the whole “tits” thing.) starring dominic barone, stephen sharp, kevin dubrule and dylan mcavenia, this erotic thriller explores the sexual tension of four men, and a mysterious island where brown is made, but abducted shortly after. who holds the key to the secret of poop island? find out this summer, and look for bovan tanderdahn’s poop island at a theater near you.
blaurv: a special drawing of a special man: steve sharp. if you don’t know and love this dude, odds are: you’re fuckin stupid.
check out digital steve on the in:
here’s a video i shot for my buddy ben lee’s band, clydesdale erotic. a tantalizing promo indeed.
stimpleton dubeclionius: he’s making simple macaroni mix.
if only he tested the water before he dropped them in.
now everything’s stuck to the bottom of his pan.
he tries to scrape it the best that he can.
but now all he’s got is something just as futile as him.
that’s right maxion readers: it’s happened. the most adorable fucking photo in the entire world has hit the web and my heart…hard as fuck. i love these two fools.
pop icon christina aguilera sang at the funeral of etta james recently, and while doing so, she totally pooped her fuckin’ dress.
x-tina, who is famous for hitting impressive notes, may have strained a little too hard while singing this etta classic. have you ever tried to sing “at last?” it’s a hard song to sing…i poop my pants every time i sing it. (which is why it’s one of my favorite songs.)
speculators have called this blood, sweat and/or pee, while representatives of ms. aguilera are saying that the mystery drip happens to be the excess of her previously applied tanning spray. i say by the looks of it, it’s diarrhea…and i’m really not sure why people are calling it otherwise. take a look at those legs: that’s fucking poop. blood is red. sweat is clear…kinda. this is poop.
regardless of how foul a furious stream of diarrhea spilling down your leg is, how bout that performance, huh? how cool is it that she can now be like, “oh, yeah…the performance went really well. i sang so hard i shit my legs.” well done, x-tina…well done.
that’s right, technology lovers! maxion voldrahnaix is back in action with some of the newest and most advanced electronic enhancements. equipped with the new deluxe digital action supreme interface, debulahn industries has once again pumped out a series of mechanical weaponry, this time attached to tiny buddies.
i started with buying these bare bad boys at the dollar store; $1.09 for these little guys. their deadly and mechanical armor was made out of innards from an old laptop/dvd player/alarm clock and chopped up bits of small plastic weapons initially intended for action figures. hours and a tube of superglue later, these vicious monstos are born.
mech suit ape.
mechanical death tiger.
ape hostage. (poor little buddy.)
if you or any of your friends are interested in owning your own very special deadly buddy, drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. i’d be happy to transform your favorite animal into a maniacal killing machine for just a small price and/or the trading of special treats. these little fuckers make the perfect gift for any holiday. we all know valentine’s day is coming up, and what better way to tell your other half you love them dearly than getting them something that could potentially end their lives in a matter of seconds?
when it comes to deadly animal robotahnix, don’t be fooled by those other companies…they’re just gonna let you down. debulahn industries has got you covered.
created by dylan mcavenia.
photos by hannah pitkin.
dark twisters are brewing deep, because it’s time again for the maxion notebook bonus! specializing in lined paper/pencil hybrids, the mvx notebooks are back in action with another analog treat for your tasty vision. in the most recent installment, you will see two things i enjoy substantially: oscar winner philip seymour hoffman and 90’s stand up arcade cabinets. it is still unknown whether or not psh’s digital ingenuity renders him superior high score material, or whether or not premium action is a real video game, but as we all know: it’s so much fun to pretend.
consequentially, i am decently proud to bring to you the newest addition:
“philip seymour hoffman is great at video games.”
you heard it right, small friends: the callahan party series is back. way back when,this series started in honor of one of most appreciated maxion voldrahnaix readers, none other than manhattan’s tom callahan. readers of the site are more than likely well aware of tom’s ultimate party status. tom rarely gives a fuck and usually tries to party where ever/whenever he possibly can.
many of you also know that mr. callahan is not only extremely important here in the united states, but also has quite the cult following in russia. in honor of tom’s impressive soviet status as an american born, i have created this russian propaganda poster, letting the world know just how much tom callahan likes to fucking party.