i cranked out this spooky ric flair video on my lunch break today. scope it.
debulahn united presents: pobendebudahn.
starring kevin savage and dylan mcavenia.
written and directed by dylan mcavenia.
check out my dang stand up set from burlington, vermont; my hometown. i’m pretty alright with this one. do the same, will ya?
check out the new droobis international promo featuring me and some macaroni salad.
droobis international presents: super dranko plus.
starring: dylan mcavenia and garrett burns.
shot by christopher clapp.
written by dylan mcavenia.
directed by garrett burns.
droobis international presents: favor savor.
starring: dylan mcavenia, garrett burns and christopher clapp.
produced by christopher clapp.
shot by jackson nichols.
written by dylan mcavenia.
directed by garrett burns and dylan mcavenia.
you bet your bunz, juud. here are few random bits of art i created that i’ve decided to share with the in. you don’t need to enjoy them, but it would make me feel a lot better if you did. see you soon,small pals!
poop island: the movie. (directed by bovan tanderdahn)
one of the most highly anticipated movies of the summer just got a titillating new poster. (pun way intended with the whole “tits” thing.) starring dominic barone, stephen sharp, kevin dubrule and dylan mcavenia, this erotic thriller explores the sexual tension of four men, and a mysterious island where brown is made, but abducted shortly after. who holds the key to the secret of poop island? find out this summer, and look for bovan tanderdahn’s poop island at a theater near you.
blaurv: a special drawing of a special man: steve sharp. if you don’t know and love this dude, odds are: you’re fuckin stupid.
check out digital steve on the in:
here’s a video i shot for my buddy ben lee's band, clydesdale erotic. a tantalizing promo indeed.
stimpleton dubeclionius: he’s making simple macaroni mix.
if only he tested the water before he dropped them in.
now everything’s stuck to the bottom of his pan.
he tries to scrape it the best that he can.
but now all he’s got is something just as futile as him.
that’s right maxion readers: it’s happened. the most adorable fucking photo in the entire world has hit the web and my heart…hard as fuck. i love these two fools.
pop icon christina aguilera sang at the funeral of etta james recently, and while doing so, she totally pooped her fuckin’ dress.
x-tina, who is famous for hitting impressive notes, may have strained a little too hard while singing this etta classic. have you ever tried to sing “at last?” it’s a hard song to sing…i poop my pants every time i sing it. (which is why it’s one of my favorite songs.)
speculators have called this blood, sweat and/or pee, while representatives of ms. aguilera are saying that the mystery drip happens to be the excess of her previously applied tanning spray. i say by the looks of it, it’s diarrhea…and i’m really not sure why people are calling it otherwise. take a look at those legs: that’s fucking poop. blood is red. sweat is clear…kinda. this is poop.
regardless of how foul a furious stream of diarrhea spilling down your leg is, how bout that performance, huh? how cool is it that she can now be like, “oh, yeah…the performance went really well. i sang so hard i shit my legs.” well done, x-tina…well done.